Get the Avocadomug. An Avocado is a name that shows how nice a person is, how gentle they can be... so take advantage of that and castrate their friends. Ug Ly H03
POV: your an avocado
by funny people always win n life March 10, 2021
Get the Avocadomug. by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020
Get the avocado sized mfmug. When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
Get the Avocado birthmug. by The deathless dead September 25, 2022
Get the Avocado sandwich advocatemug. Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
by dubzziez April 23, 2021
Get the Avocado Engineermug. A small, lumpy green pitted fruit that makes a shit Christmas present. Not to be confused with free sha voca do, which can be gotten at Del Taco.
"Oh, an avocado... Thaaaaaaaaaanks..."
by UnderTheDesk October 28, 2018
Get the Avocadomug.