Avalanche Texter

Someone who buries you with a string of texts, in quick succession.

“She sent me like, a hundred texts in less than a minute. She’s an Avalanche Texter”.

by Mr. Kenneth Banya August 16, 2022

Oregon Avalanche

When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.

Nate totally got the Oregon Avalanche from me last night

by Jeezus69 December 31, 2020

Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.

‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’

by Mintmas July 31, 2024

Avalanche

A sexual act of putting coffee creamer in one's own rectum for later use in coffee, or to be enjoyed directly by a partner. *Also helps with constipation.

I was feeling freaky this morning so I hit an Avalanche.

by DumpyProf July 17, 2019

Avalanche

Avalanche or avalanching; When a man ejaculates in a women’s mouth, she swallows, then proceeds to throw up the semen into the man’s mouth.

Similar to snowballing, but instead of the women immediately spitting the semen into the man’s mouth; avalanche is when she swallows it and then throws up the semen into the man’s mouth.

by plantlady_13 August 14, 2023

Colorado Avalanche

Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!

Colorado Avalanche has donated $3.14 billion to far-right Nazis such as Identity Evropa, Stormfront, 4chan, Ku Klux Klan, National Socialist Movement, and Gab. Andre Burakovsky punched an innocent black man. If THIS is your sports team and THIS is your guy, you have a problem. Be aware!

by dangnuggets September 29, 2019

Avalanche ballache

Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.

That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.

That’s a avalanche ballache

by Alias opposer July 31, 2021