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"Tryig to pull the aunties"

"Making a good impression on the aunties"

"got some good looking aunites around here"
Aunties by BlahBlahLady October 27, 2012
Aunie is really good person.She is very cute with a beautiful face.She really like a years old.Her face really like Baekhyun.Oh My God she really like an artist korea look.
His/Her:Omg her face really like an artist korea.
Aunie:warghh.that's so amazing.
Aunie by Zackhera December 28, 2017

aunties stay lurking 

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.
“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)

Auntimatter

1. The objects (clothes, trash, make up, etc) your aunt leaves around the house when she is staying with you. This can also be used to describe the mess that is left after her stay.

2. The nonsensical things your aunt says that matter none.
1. Aunt: I can't seem to find my tooth brush.

You: It's in the restroom, along with the left of the auntimatter you left behind.

2. You: I'm so tired of listening to her auntimatter. I feel like I'm talking to a fortune cookie.

Friend: Just don't try to crack her open to find your lucky numbers.
Auntimatter by mandersplatwood March 20, 2011
Allison is my favorite auntifa...her best advice is to burn it all down!
Auntifa by Liblover100 July 27, 2020
One who insults Youraunt, be it a racist, sexist, or plain insulting remark, any who insults Youraunt is an auntist.
Person 1: "Wow, you're a massive pussy."
Youraunt: "You're a damn auntist! I'm reporting you for auntism, prepare to be banned from life itself."
*Person 1 was banned | auntism*
Auntist by Bakorra December 1, 2020