Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder

My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy

by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021

vaccon assistant

one who performs all of the finishing work on vaccon water tanks while the general stands by and watches. Specific assistant duties include flame treating, drilling holes, trimming flash, bagging, wrapping, and impact testing.

Donnell: Man I havent seen you all day what are you up to.
Jermaine: I have been busy...I am the vaccon assistant.
Nelson: Quietly agrees and laughs at his desk

by Mystery Dictionary February 17, 2010

Magician's Assistant

A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.

That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.

by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010

Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

assistive technology

Anything to help for ones pleasure.

Examples for assistive technology would be girls, guys, animals and machines.

by Josh mcalister December 18, 2008

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.

Who's that?

Oh hes the assistant captain

by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014