two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

Bricks-per-billyhood

A unit of measurement that measures how many bricks are in billy’s neighborhood.

“How far away is the train station from Jenny’s supermarket?”
“It’s 4 bricks-per-billyhood”

by Rayray0_o October 20, 2023

Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

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Person 343: Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting.

Vincent is such a rizzler, he has an extremely high facta per capita.

by superfired March 31, 2024

《¤》Hundred《¤》And 《¤》Four《¤》Beats《¤》Per《¤》Minute《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》

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《¤》Hundred《¤》And 《¤》Four《¤》Beats《¤》Per《¤》Minute《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

per head

Another way of saying "for each person." Is typically used for accounting calculation purposes

The cost of one Executive Seating to see the Blue Angels perform at Naval Air Facility El Centro is $60 per head.

by DJRayRay May 3, 2016

Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017