anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

Anal Discrepancy

Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.

There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.

by TN/GC May 5, 2011

anal evacuation

when you get indigestion and feces come out your colon in an all of a sudden way like sudden diarhea.

help me im having an anal evacuation.

by supernoc March 26, 2009

Reflective Analysis

Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.

Joe: Do you have a reflective analysis topic yet?
Jane: No, I'll make it up.

by A. Orta February 25, 2011

Analbarf

Wet, chunky anus secretions, with an oatmeal-like consistency, which is ejaculated out of the ass with monster truck force.

Ahh, nasty!! Chevante just analbarfed all over my chameleon!! It took over two hours to find my shit-colored little buddy.

by John Burgundy November 9, 2011

Anal Bracelet

A small bracelet that is positioned inside your cavity. Worn near the surface of your anal cavity; usually for fashion and pleasure.

Have you seen my new anal bracelet? My boyfriend will love it!

by gustebeast January 29, 2015

Anal Gas

Natural gas up yo ass

Damn that boy got some anal gas,
He got dat natural gas up his ass

by John Cheese Meluch April 15, 2019