Pulling an Albert

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.

Just like Albert Hammond Jr - "pulling an Albert"

by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018

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Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

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Albert Tooker

Albert tooker is a gay ginger virgin

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga

by Clapan November 30, 2019

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Windy Albert

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse

"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"

by wetjim53 February 13, 2020

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Definition 1:

If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)

Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.

Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:

“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”

Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.

by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023

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