avocado bush

When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.

"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."

by J DOLLA $IGN November 2, 2017

avocado

butter of the rich

i bought an avocado and now i'm homeless

by nmdkso March 14, 2018

Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.

She cut avocados for him

by @WvadsaDicfoure January 19, 2018

Avocados

What people call Billie Eilishs fandom when they only know bad guy

“Omg we are the aVoCaDoS 🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑”

by Imnotwell December 19, 2019

Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.

“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “

by eflexalot January 4, 2020

avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

by JambaJay April 3, 2020

avocado

the most sexual thing ever marcail

dont make the emoji an avocado unless u wanna fuck

by ducks about town May 10, 2020