Australian necktie

An Australian necktie is a form of post-mortem mutilation in which the victim’s penis is pulled through a deep cut on the perineum left dangling out of the anus. It is the down under version of a Columbian necktie that first appeared in Colombia during the period known as La Violencia as a method of psychological warfare designed to scare and intimidate.

Man, Jon never should have hurt that escort. I heard they found his body by three pier and they gave him an Australian necktie.

by Chesty larooo October 18, 2021

White Australians

Most of them are racist pieces of shit, the others are understandable. But the racist trash, are desperate to be liked, they're racist because either they think it's funny or their parents didn't raise them the right way. They can be seen lined up for Centrelink benefits, homeless, asking for money for their drug habits. Etc. Australia would be better without the racist trash.

"The little boy that called you a black dog is a White Australians."

by Noneya102 February 6, 2018

Australian Idol

A really bad TV show that goes to air each year on Channel 10. Nonetheless, it is fun to watch people make arses of themselves on national TV. However, once all the talentless dropkicks have been culled in the initial auditions, Idol's fun factor drops to zero.

Australian Idol should be axed and be replaced with a quality locally produced TV show.

by Paul Mauser June 1, 2006

Australian Kiss

its like a french kiss but down under. boys say this to girls when they think they're getting sex.

"hey girl you want an Australian Kiss tonight"

by gashney boog May 31, 2015

The Australian Boy

The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.

Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee

by The French Male April 10, 2019

Australian government

A government that not that has gone downhill very steadily since tony abbot became primeminister and ate that onion.

Oh bloody hell! 4 primeminister in the last 4 years. Must be the Australian government !

by What is a blue sky October 31, 2017

Australian swearing

Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.

Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"

by Jim Roger April 10, 2017