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Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.
Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!
by the pope June 8, 2004
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Silent Assassin

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.
Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!
by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006
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Cerebral Assassin

Someone who is so mind-nummingly retarded, they send you into a coma or vegatative state (i.e. those who are 13 years old, shop at Hot Topic, watch Twilight and Rick and Morty, and/or believe "real" Communism has never been tried).
Anon decided to be a Cerebral Assassin today, and sent Chad into such a comatose state that he may never recover.
by BGTV March 23, 2019
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Camel Toe Assassin

A male or female that enjoys penetrating a vagina. During the process of penetration the camel toe itself is assassinated.
"Dude did you assassinate that camel toe?!"

"My buddy is such a camel toe assassin, he bangs every hot chick we meet."
by evolart November 30, 2009
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Silent Assassin

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.
1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...
by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008
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suncoast assassin

a gang in suncoast estates in north fort myers florida. the throw up an "s" and a "a". Occasionally they trow up just the "s". they are ruthless and could care less if your not from there hood. they mainly reside in suncoast estates estimated mebers: 35
suncoast assassin's are straight g's
by jj420SA May 31, 2009
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medical assassin

a doctor that kills his patients by either mis-prescribing or over-prescribing medicine or treatment
Michael Jackson's doctor was a medical assassin.
by Julius Pepperwood III October 9, 2013
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