Ankle Floopadoo

when your bottom ankle twists sideways and u walk with a limp for the rest of the day backed by scientist look mom im doing something good for the world .

i was running and then my Ankle floopadoo i walked with a limp for the rest of the day owoow

by chaos worm November 11, 2022

analectual

analectual
/ˈeɪn(ə)ˈlɛktʃʊəl/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦
of, or relating to intellect that comes from or is situated near the anus: "the analectual point of view"

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
a person displaying or possessing an elevated degree of analect.

𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴
(in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of knowledge and the anus is the center of all learning.

The plain and simple fact is that an analectual does nothing more than talk shit - usually the shit that is fast-tracked from their's or someone else's ass.

by Ms. Unformation September 19, 2023

Essex ankle warmers

Inspired by the tendency of the typical Essex girl to drop her drawers at any given opportunity and therefore allowing them to rest around her ankles, this term refers to underwear of any type, although is mostly used in reference to thongs.

Girl 1: I'm going out on the lash tonight, I'll need a fresh pair of Essex ankle warmers.
Girl 2: Are you sure it's even worth wearing them?

by CJinherPJs July 18, 2012

Furry Ankles

The southern migration of pubic hair.

OMG! I cant go to the beach this afternoon, I've got the worst furry ankles.

by fancyg April 1, 2013

baby ankles

Someone who has very weak or sensitive ankles.

Lebron tried to guard James harden, but hardens handle of the basketball was so advanced he crossed him with such skill which caused lebron to have a case of baby ankles.

by U.G.L.Y💋™ March 5, 2015

Ham ankles

Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.

Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?

by Biotchofks February 21, 2017

knotting ankles

When you cross someone up in basketball, or cause someone to fall from a hike in football, soccer, basketball, etc.

*Running a football route*
Announcers: "22 is out there knotting ankles!"

by lilsisterfigure on IG July 5, 2021