The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football
by GOATMF321 February 21, 2020
Get the Andresmug. Andres is a kind hearted person who listens to your problems and know when your lying about not having any, you’ll never meet someone like him, he is a god a soccer and low key has a side piece and damn is he cute but most importantly he always has your back wherever ,whenever.
by Random kiss June 25, 2018
Get the Andresmug. A very cool and epic gamer who steals cough drops and loves to play Fortnite everyday till 3am. He is a very tall fellow. He has a mYsTeRioUs dark side. He has thick black hair. Ask him to do something he'll say "why?". Three words I'd used to describe him, Speedy, Determined, and Stealthy. He wears glasses and a hood (which is why he is mYsTeRioUs). Lover of EMO music (one of his many secrets).
by Andres's January 30, 2019
Get the Andresmug. That one guy who acts like an arsehole and is sarcastic all the time. Makes really bad jokes about a mans genitals, but is lovable anyways
by JesusIsCummingLookBusy February 10, 2017
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by mastercockweilder123 November 22, 2018
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