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Andres

Andres is a kind hearted person who listens to your problems and know when your lying about not having any, you’ll never meet someone like him, he is a god a soccer and low key has a side piece and damn is he cute but most importantly he always has your back wherever ,whenever.
Thanks for listening Andres

Omg look at his skills
by Random kiss June 25, 2018
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Andre

Will fuck anything that has a pulse. People with the name Andre dick big. The guy that wanted to be a pot start in highschool.
by bbd09 May 4, 2019
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Andre

the most annoying mf you will ever meet
" I hate that Andre guy, he's so annoying. "
by penguinsoda February 18, 2022
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Andre

Andre is a beaner but not to beaner boy who thinks he's all that, claims he's a blood or crip sagg's hella low you can almost see his ass cheeks. He's also a smart boy but since he claims he is a "blood" he tries to act hella dumb. He's also had hella girlfriend's, he's hella funny though and always puts a smile on your face. He always does his dance move "stirring the soup" and he also FARTS ALOT
You wish you were as savage as Andre

All the bloods want to be Andre

You wish your darts were as loud as Andres
by #1 FARTER December 6, 2018
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Andre

Andre is a good looking smart and athletic person; also stands for baby
Andre is smart
by andre definition April 20, 2018
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Andre

An Andre is the funniest person you will ever meet. He is caring, but is usually scared to show his true feelings. He doesn’t really like to be serious unless it’s truly needed like in school. Speaking of school, he is extremely smart and knows it, but is mostly humble. Andres like to brag to girls they like about how good they are at sports (usually play soccer and are GOOD). They will also make fun of a girl they like. People expect them to be rude and disrespectful, but they are actually very kind in their own kind of way. Andres are amazing and you are lucky if you have one in your life.
girl: i have a crush on Andre but he always makes fun of me... do you think he likes me?
person: oh yeah totally!
by hajshsshjsb June 1, 2018
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Andres

An andres is caring, loving, but at the same time just straight up insane. He will make every moment unforgettable. Andres are talkative yet reserved, funny but their humor is dark, talented but not at the same time. An andres will give you the best ride of your life in a car and in bed, he will always have a spot in your heart.
Andres is fucking cool!
by Decal Application Form May 14, 2019
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