alfie darroch

alfie darroch is a eccie muncher from stevenston

“person 1: i heard alfie darroch is a eccie munchier and is a bad winch”

by smellyermawyabam😘 November 08, 2022

Alfie Goddard

He is very hot and is way more handsome than kate fr and he is fit and cool and sexy and cool and has big willy

Alfie Goddard has big willy kate is so lucky

by Sexyhotfitalfiefr November 09, 2022

alfie staples

Fucking stud

Are you an Alfie Staples?

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022

alfie burdett

big dick fit and has buff abs

Alfie BURDETT IS GOD

by alfie burxett August 10, 2017

A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.

I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night

by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 16, 2020

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 05, 2022

Alfie george gates

Son of a very strange man and has a very attractive mother

alfie george gates's mum is so fit

by MattN36 January 16, 2022