Alfie France

Grade A loser who thinks he's the man.

Seen that guy over there? I know he's a right Alfie France.

by LeetheG May 26, 2020

alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

alfie

thinks he’s untouchable, thinks he’s too hot to handle x

alfie is prestige

by hippyhoppyboppy August 17, 2024

ALFIE

Massive nob bigger the Antonio

ALFIE Has a massive nob

by Hhhhoigff November 23, 2021

Alfie

He has a ginormous cock and has multiple women unlike callum witch he will bodie him in a fight

Fuck me alfie

by Young boys November 23, 2021

Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)

Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”

by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020

Alfie

My bitch

1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch

by _confused_ March 27, 2019