Abbey newsome

Someone that complains about being fat but doesn’t try to change

Abbey newsome: I’m so fat

Brother: try to exercise more

Abbey newsome: no I don’t want to

by Bogboi73 June 25, 2023

Abbey

sexy and cut, the very definition which incorporates the two simple terminologies.

She is not only cute, but very Abbey!

by Wiki321 December 23, 2023

Zoe Abbey

Probably one me of the most hideous things on the planet. If she’s in the area you’d rather kill yourself than talk to her. But doing so will make her cry, which happens frequently. She has a broke and destructive personality, so be careful if you see her lurking about.

Someone tell the new kid that Zoe Abbey is not the first friend they want to make this year.

by Jimmy Sinns December 13, 2023

Barking abbey school girl

A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.

Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.

by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019

Abbey

A girl who is very basic and loves to start drama. She also drives a basic car to school and confides in teachers and mom.

Wow stop being basic like abbey.

by Daniel Boone October 20, 2019

Abbey

A sus magnet who hates human interaction. She has a great fascination with snails eating carrots "they just slurp them up" she says. She's also a crazy bitch who has an obsession's with beer and steeling stop signs.

Eric: someone got killed yesterday because they didn't stop at a stop sign that was missing
Jenna: oh that's because Abbey stole it

by carnavoir123 September 13, 2021

Abbey Mills

An Abbey Mills is a wonderful, loud, and North-Carolinian ginger. An Abbey Mills is always hype no matter how drained and tired she is, she's even more dangerous with Celsius. She is surprisingly good at sports considering the fact she lacks the ability to walk straight. Her talents don't just end with sports, she can also do the Irish Jig with the most enthusiasm and lack of accuracy you've ever seen, the Nutcracker too. When you watch her dance, you question literally everything you've done in life that has lead up to you watching her do the shittiest but best Irish Jig you've ever witnessed. Abbey Mills can sometimes be the biggest pain in the ass when you're tired to take her hype, but in the end she is the first person to go to when you're having a shitty day. If you have an Abbey Mills in your life, keep her and be grateful always. #foenem

"Yoooo who's that redhead in the middle of the mosh?"
"Why, it's Abbey Mills!"

by Laur H June 12, 2021