by jace kim August 27, 2021

Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me
by Rocket_man16 July 2, 2019

by Roger and Virginia Claven May 14, 2022

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."
Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.
KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!
(Gutter Snort!)
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!
(Gutter Snort!)
by KStax December 5, 2023

This word has multiple meanings. It can either be a verb, used to describe the act of blowing your nose, or making weird noises in your sleep. It can however also be used to describe something, that is either good or bad. You can also use this word, to describe other people with.
"Oh, he was such a sNoRt!"
"Aww, sNoRtS!" (something bad)
"Yay, sNoRtS!" (something exciting)
"Please let me sNoRt in peace, thank you"
"He sNoRtEd all night long"
"Aww, sNoRtS!" (something bad)
"Yay, sNoRtS!" (something exciting)
"Please let me sNoRt in peace, thank you"
"He sNoRtEd all night long"
by sNoRtY sNoRt November 14, 2018
