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Get the neana garfield mug.Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.
‘What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’
‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
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Get the Joe Garfield mug.Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
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Get the Garfield mug.an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.
jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
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