Booty Flute

(n.) Any progression of musical notes made audible through the medium of the sphincter.

Yo Johnny, all those bean burritos were just sheet music for the booty flute.

by bozley July 5, 2011

magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

by Cephas January 14, 2005

Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.

Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

zute flute

a bong, something to get zooted/high with

You ain't looking too good today, hittin up the zute flute already?

by JettingVan May 21, 2011

anal flute

An Anal Flute is a manner in which a male partner gives another male partner a rimjob and play with his partners dick at the same time

Sebastiann: Yo Carson what was up with you yesterday?

Carson: last night James gave me an anal flute

by Derek Vineyboy November 26, 2013

strawberry flute

A strawberry flute is when you let a guy fuck you whilst you are on your period then when he pulls out you give him oral sex. His penis would be all red and covered in blood so its like playing a strawberry flute

I had the painters in but it didnt stop me giving him a strawberry flute afterwards!

by Porous Taurus November 28, 2016

contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.

Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"

by i'm ace August 15, 2017