watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.

"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"

by popillol January 8, 2014

Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.

Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.

by BlackCracker September 3, 2012

Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.

Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...

by QABCQ August 22, 2012

Gallagher’s Watermelon

When two males and two females participate in a four-way and the female with the larger breasts lays down flat on her back. While one male performs missionary intercourse with her, the other female performs oral on the other male. When both males are prepared to climax, they closely surround the female laying down and discharge semen between her breasts. Next, the second female stands over the female laying down and proceeds to defecate on top of the pile of semen. When finished, she also surrounds the other female and they all watch as the female laying down begins to stir the angry mixture with her breasts. Then with an open hand, she violently slaps the mixture with commanding force, spraying fecal-cum on all participants much like the 80’s comedian Gallagher did to melons with his sledge hammer.

The bedroom required professional cleaning after an innocent couple’s dinner led to Gallagher’s Watermelon.

by TDSMTD November 10, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 6, 2021

forbidden watermelon

big busty boobs that everyone desire but hard to get

"hohoho, don't mind me if I jump into these forbidden watermelons" Jake thinks as he is about to squeeze his face in between his new hot sexy girlfriend's busty tits.

by streetlamp OG#99 September 18, 2019

Watermelon waterfall

When a girl is on her period riding you and she stands up to squirt and rubs everything all at once

Hey yo Billy Nancy gove me the good old Watermelon Waterfall last night

by MixalotNati July 24, 2019