When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.
Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.
by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010
Get the sponge paintingmug. Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.
(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006
Get the cock spongemug. 1. Another word for a cheese grater
Tyler: "Most people know it by it's traditional name, but I know it by it's real name, a sponge ruiner."
by metalgoldfish July 31, 2005
Get the Sponge Ruinermug. A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
by Drex Johnson November 3, 2008
Get the sperm spongemug. by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004
Get the sponge monkeymug. A "Nasal Blowjob" whereby nasal mucus acts as a lubricant for a man's erect penis.
The ejaculation occurs inside the nose, or nasal pathway, before the person being "sponged" sucks it up along with mucus to the back of the throat, and swallows it.
The ejaculation occurs inside the nose, or nasal pathway, before the person being "sponged" sucks it up along with mucus to the back of the throat, and swallows it.
"I totally sponged that bitch last night."
"I'm sorry - I have a throat infection. But you can sponge me all you want."
"Sponging makes me come so hard."
"I'm sorry - I have a throat infection. But you can sponge me all you want."
"Sponging makes me come so hard."
by Floor1KitchenKrew October 3, 2008
Get the Spongingmug. The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
by crapp0ld April 3, 2009
Get the Sponge Blitzmug.