the legendary samurai

The leader of the samurai arm,y CoryXKenshin

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles

by Chocothunder November 5, 2017

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

soysauce samurai

A derogatory term for an asian person

“Bro is a soysauce samurai.”

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

Samurai Pipeline

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline

Oh Bryan just did a Samurai Pipeline, what a sick lad

by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016

AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - ClowN

Have you heard of that Noob called AsM Samurai?

by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013