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Kwasnik Pictures

Epic content creators from Auckland New Zealand. 🎬🎥💥💯
Damn, did you see that latest Alien Weaponry music video? Kwasnik Pictures filmed it!
by KwasnikPictures November 22, 2021
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Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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Chris Picture

A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.
Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"

Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
by S, H, C :D March 22, 2009
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picture frames

hey, let's go hang some picture frames in the park!
by 420 March 28, 2004
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Picture Troll

When you are chatting with someone and they seem more intrested in you sending pictures of yourself and they keep asking you to send them another picture and another picture and another picture.
SUrfDuDE348: hi want to chat
CoolChiCK111: cool whats up?
SUrfDuDE333: wat u look like? U have a pic?
PICTURE 111 - SENT
CoolChiCK111: so where do u live?
SUrfDuDE348: Can I see another picture?
PICTURE 222 - SENT
PICTURE 333 - SENT
SUrfDuDE348:Hey, do you have another picture?
CoolChiCK111:Stop Bein such a picture troll.
by f8_iz_4_foolz April 21, 2010
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Potato picture

When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer
Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture
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picture taker

'70s CB slang for police with radar.
There's a picture taker at mile marker 52.
by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007
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