Melvin

A crazy dude that is super cool and really amazing, he is so cool that he starts to drink jäger,

Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol

Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.

Hey! Have u seen the new kid in class? No, who is it? It is that really funny guy and u probably know his name!

Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao

by startklar med jäger December 3, 2018

Melvin

Melvin is the sweetest boy ever but is commonly misjudged by girls who do not know him as well as they think. Girls will do anything to keep a Melvin. He doesn't like football that much but looooooooves video games. Melvin likes a peng girl, but one reason for that is the people he hangs out with because they are the 'roadman' type who make him think he has to be like that. He is likely to be part of a gang but not tell you that.

"who's that guy there?"
"Melvin."
"he's a nice one you know"

by A〰Girl〽no bs June 8, 2019

Melvining

When a man is challenged to a fight by another man, and starts crying and peeing their pants instead of fighting. Often they will also poop their pants.

Steve started Melvining the second that goof Big Rick challenged him to a fight.

by Based_fart_knocker March 10, 2025

Melvin

Melvin is a name for a big boy. It's from the Swedish word mellan, wich means between.

"Look! That's probably a Melvin!

by You'r real name February 26, 2019

Melvin

a mysterious person who shows from nowhere, typically smart or a wizard

"melvin appeared and then left"

by rgst dyukythgawe4s6 7 June 6, 2024

Melvin

when a guy goes onto a date and comes back alone we say he melvined that date

When a person is awkward af or fucks up a lot of times drop drinks or fucks up the first date. we use we melvin that .

by OG_namer May 10, 2022

Melvin

What you call someone that can't think for themselves and only cares about his own self. They often hit people for their own amusement and hurt other people, and apparently it's okay to do so if they're a Melvin. They're a bitch most of the time and whenever you stumble upon them you get the urge to beat the shit out of them, but it really isn't their fault since it's their personality to be a Melvin. They sound like a drunk cow trying to talk.

You're such a melvin
fuck you melvin, go die

by meelvinn January 25, 2023