ford

Fucked Over Rusted Dodge

Good 50 year old Dodge that was left outside for 30 straight years, and driven by rednecks.

by razor_2006 January 30, 2004

Ford

A strong cars with an alloy body strong enough to support the needyest of women

Wow! That Ford over there can support Lily!

by dank_memes_696969 June 01, 2017

Ford

Ford is an American disgrace to the auto industry. Every ford's problems are circled and highlighted in blue, yet hicks and dumb bimbos constantly buy them.

Also a company that enjoys copying Dodge's styles. Ever compare a 1999 Dodge Grand Caravan (designed first) to a 1999 Ford Windstar? Aren't the similarities MIND BOGGLING!?

I was once a Ford guy, I had 2 Ford Rangers. Right after the warranty expired the engines fell out, seriously. Went out and bought a Ram and 160,000 miles and ONE transmission repair, its still with me working just as same as the day I bought it.

by EddieAtTheMorgue February 28, 2008

Ford

Nick Skourtis, you idiot, that would be "FORM."

by Anonymous June 06, 2003

Ford

The antithesis of all things unrealiable

Man, my Chubby broke down on me again. I sure wish It was Ford.

by broncoman October 10, 2002

FORD

FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Fucked On Road Daily

Mike is always late due to car trouble. I think his car might be a ford.

by sureshpatila April 22, 2009

ford

peice of shit with no guts and rice burner engine

me:fords r shit
jack hill: oh im a ford loving cunt
me: dude ur a wanker

by aussie aussie aussie September 09, 2006