Ted Cruz

Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories
James, a guy: Ted Cruz is stupider than a microwavable chicken nugget.
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Ted Cruz

The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.
"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."
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Ted Cruz

When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.
I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.
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Norm Cruz

SOMEONE WHO NiCOLE STiLL MiSSES AWWW =D hehe
by Colee June 10, 2004
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Daniela Cruz

A dumb stupid whore that is black and ugly.
look at daniela cruz she’s a ugly and black dumb stupid whore.
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Cruz Tena

Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large
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Cruz Russia

Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.
He is such a Cruz Russia
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