Trey Cruz

An Over-achieveing Puerto Rican that can't figure out the meaning to life. Always poops himself when a girl talks to him but can manage to get a mediocre SAT score. Dumb ass nugget that everyone wants to shank. But he cool though.

-You see Trey Cruz over there?
-Yeah, he pooped his pants talking to Felisha yesterday.

by jlluberes December 13, 2014

Mrs Cruz

She is expected to run around bossy all day. If she isnt bossy whole teams fall apart. And although she resents it, she understands that she has to be that bossy bitch.
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?

"shit, its Mrs Cruz. What she want this time?"
"run, mate, that Cruz bitch is eyeing us!"

by Krkič August 5, 2019

Ted Cruz

Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories

James, a guy: Ted Cruz is stupider than a microwavable chicken nugget.

by DankAssPicklePop July 9, 2022

Norm Cruz

SOMEONE WHO NiCOLE STiLL MiSSES AWWW =D hehe

Hi NORM CRUZ!

by Colee June 9, 2004

Daniela Cruz

A dumb stupid whore that is black and ugly.

look at daniela cruz she’s a ugly and black dumb stupid whore.

by idkk November 3, 2019

Cruz Russia

Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.

He is such a Cruz Russia

by Kyddee November 13, 2018

Laura Cruz

Most funny girl and is Mexican-American can sometimes be mean and cold depending on her mood and doesn’t have many friends but love talking to people love dancing, and kpop. 😭

STAN GOT7, and Stray Kids🧍 ♀️

Person: Hey? You like dancing and kpop?

LAURA CRUZ: Yeah?
Person: OMG ME TOO WANNA BE FRIENDS
LAURA CRUZ: YESSS
Person: OK lest go dance then and be successful

LAURA CRUZ: ok i wanna be a singer too lets go

Person: ME TO LETS GO😭

by RUZ.laura11 March 9, 2021