In which days men and women either prepare to rape someone.
OR A DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM SENSELESS
OR A DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM SENSELESS
by anonymous April 4, 2023

by and i oop hehe October 23, 2019

by Smart Crackhead June 24, 2021

Sept 24th is the day the smartest, most beautiful, sweetest and nicest people are born. I may not know all of them but I do know one and she has all the qualities described above
by i_am_your_one.and.only_jake November 23, 2021

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.
Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"
Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"
Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"
by cow slut April 23, 2021

The day we’ve all been waiting for, eat a bowl of Rigatoni pasta day, foretold by the history of tumblr.
person 1: yo bro what day is it today?
person 2: it’s May 24th 2021
person 1: OH SHIT BRO WE GOTTA EAT THE RIGATONI IVE BEEN WAITING 4 YEARS FOR THIS
person 2: it’s May 24th 2021
person 1: OH SHIT BRO WE GOTTA EAT THE RIGATONI IVE BEEN WAITING 4 YEARS FOR THIS
by true g0d May 11, 2021

September 24th is the day the smartest, most beautiful, sweetest and nicest people are born. I may not know all of them but I do know one and she has all the qualities described above
by i_am_your_one.and.only_jake November 23, 2021
