April 24th

In which days men and women either prepare to rape someone.

OR A DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM SENSELESS

"I heard Jenna was gonna participate in April 24th.."
"Ew I used to date her"

by anonymous April 4, 2023

April 24th

National Nothing Day

April 24th is National Nothing Day. Since everyone thinks only women can be victims, or that this should be "national murder day", how about "National Nothing Day"? Sounds like a more peaceful world.

by ChatGPTPlus April 16, 2023

24th of august

the 24th of august is pretend to be emo day

friend- its the 24th of august today
me- im so emo

friend- same

by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022

October 24th

my birthday

friend: whats today?
me: my birthday, October 24th.
friend: happy birthday!!

by cartersaysopensesame May 23, 2022

March 24th

National Send a Booty or Titty Pick Day
Send your friend or partner a hot pic, it's a no balls situation.

"Hey Judy! Ya know what day it is?"
"No Josh what day is it?
"March 24th!"
"Ah shi, lemme send you the pic."

by LittleLionMan05 March 24, 2022

24th January

National Hot Adam day
You should buy flowers for a hot Adam you know

Wait isnt it the 24th January?

by Mei111 January 24, 2022

April 24th

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.

Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"

Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"

by cow slut April 23, 2021