what happens when you are so bored with your boring useless life that you press every key on the keyboard, hold shift, press every key in reverse, and hold shift while pressing every key in reverse, because you're also too lazy to use your telekinetic abilities to press every key simultaneously and make your computer break just like your heart when you were born.
Person 1: "My life is so boring"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 08, 2021
When you be come an ungodly amount of bored you type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` by pressing all keys from starting at ` going in lines all the way to / and then going back the same wayand then starting a ` and going dow in lines all the way to \ and then doing that in reverse
jesus why
jesus why
Bob: dude im bored
you: me too
Bob: hey You should type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
You: ok man
you: me too
Bob: hey You should type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
You: ok man
by Saltyfry January 16, 2019
When a human being is so entirely bored, they ascend the levels of the standard qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. They go even further beyond to type all of the characters on the keyboard in order, backwards, shift in order, and shift backwards. This is true ascension.
Teacher: No phones out, even if you are done with your work.
Student: Alright then... `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>???><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~
Student: Alright then... `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>???><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~
by KingKhaos December 15, 2020
I'm so bored types `12345678990-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ Im still bored
by DonateSnacks Co. June 16, 2019
Dad: Son. I just want you to know that testicular cancer has taken the life of your mot-
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
Dad: W-What
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
(Dad dies)
(Son ascends to godhood)
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
Dad: W-What
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
(Dad dies)
(Son ascends to godhood)
by Horny Bread January 19, 2021
When The Boredom Is Maximum! 😳 `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`is preformed by pressing every key (not counting unicode) once and then back again
guy 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`"
guy 2: ayo what the fuck
guy 2: ayo what the fuck
by Cubby P April 27, 2021
you typed every letter in the alphabet, and then went back holding shift.then you reapeted the whole procces backwards. you must be the most bored person in your country. you probably opended a new tab during online school. you have truely mastered the keyboard.
jeff:i'm bored
jack: try typing 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
jeff:okay!
jack: try typing 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
jeff:okay!
by why did you look for my name October 23, 2020