J's

The meaning to J's is the most sexiest piece of shit on the earth. It originates from the root in Jordan, Jor meaning swag and douche.

Man that kid has J's!

by idk20001026 May 20, 2014

:J

The smiley-smirk face, also known as ":J" means,"Hi, let's have sex."
The term originated from Habbo Hotel but is now starting to spread through modern instant messaging.
It is basically, a flirty subtle internet "booty call"

jamie: hey, what are you up to tonight?
lily: nothing much, :J

by habbohotelgurl November 11, 2009

J. J. Rockett

1. n.: formerly "the sexiest man in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance" "Heartthrob" Johnny Rocket, tragically killed in a wrestling match; last words were "it...is...finished--BLEAAGGGHHH!"

- Oh my God! J. J. Rockett has been killed! I don't believe it!

by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 29, 2003

J-not

the oblivious state of just being "just not"....commonly compounded to "jnot" or "jont"...can also be used in the double negative such as "...jont jont.."

Hey you're a big fine kevin o'connel j-not.

ex of double negative j-not: Heyyyy bombs away jont jont.

by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 11, 2006

j's

derived from "jubblies" also known as boobies or titties

Tim was forced by Regan beyond his will to caress her j's

by timmy December 10, 2002

:-j

Instant Messenger speak for "just kidding". Also interpreted as "nevermind", "it doesn't matter", "whatever", or as an expression of modesty.

Person 1: OMG YOU RULE!!
Person 2: :-?

Person 1: LOOK SOMEONE BURNED YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Person 2: OMG!!! :((:((:((
Person 1: HAHA :-?
Person 2: YOU ARE A MEAN BASTARD.

by Wendy December 13, 2004

j will$

a person who is so amazing that it is just beyond description.

Wow, he's just so awesome... no he's j will$.

by Jeffiner May 10, 2008