Homie Promise

A promise that can NEVER be broken, used when with the homies.

Dylan: Yo you got pods? I'm dry right now.
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear

OR

Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts

by bigpapapete July 14, 2018

smoker's promise

The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't

Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"

by bonito kicker May 1, 2015

Friend Promise

A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.

I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.

by 🤠😛🥳 February 17, 2019

Pimento promise

When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."

She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.

by Sholomthra April 23, 2021

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022