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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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9 up

9 up is slang in Hong Kong. How you write it in Chinese characters looks like this: 㞗/𨳊/鳩噏 (most Hong Kong people understand if you use 鳩 instead of 㞗 or 𨳊).
Meaning: To talk bullshit.
Explanation: The literal meaning of 㞗/𨳊/鳩 in Cantonese is "cock"/"dick". However in the slang, it means "stupid". 㞗/𨳊/鳩 sounds like 九 and the only difference is the tone. 九 means 9, which makes the first part of the slang. The pronunciation of 噏 sounds like the word "up" in English, and the meaning of the word is to state something. The word is usually used in the context of someone stating things that are not 100% true and without real proof.

These two words combined together = 9 up = to state something stupidly without real proof aka talking bullshit.
Cantonese:
香港人 A: 我為人講得出,做得到 我好信得過㗎!
香港人 B: 盲嘅都知你 9 up啦!成日都唔L做好你啲仆街嘢嘅,咪就係你條撚樣囉!
English translation:
Hong Konger A: Whenever I say I will do something, I will actually do as I say. I'm very trustable!
Hong Konger B: Even blind people know that's bullshit! The one who doesn't fucking do their god damn stuff, is you you dick face!
by blackbuilder7145 May 23, 2022
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shut up the fuck up

created by a tiktoker named "benii" used when you're trying to press an opp
shut up the fuck up. do you want me to beat you? open that mouth again imma fuck it. dude we're literally gonna fight right now
by electrons0amu August 25, 2025
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souped up

Anything that has been modified or upgraded for performance or looks(especially cars).

the origin comes from when horse racers would give there horse soup, and say it was "all souped up"
"my horse is souped up", or "that's a souped up ride"
by Magikmason September 22, 2020
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Come Up

A come up is another way of calling someone pathetic
Hey man, did you see that Steve didn’t refill any of the bottles last night? He’s such a come up.
by TrueMeaning69 April 28, 2022
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4 fingers up

it means you have a crazy amount of bitches and your a pimp
“did you see ryders post with 4 fingers up he gets crazy bitches bro” “yeah bro fr”
by no simp just a pimp April 21, 2022
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Tell your gf u wanna break up

Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
by power go April 19, 2023
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