A day of that year that is reserved for Irv’s all around the globe. This nationally known holiday has the reputation of a day of craziness. It’s a day all about celebrating Irv, appreciating Irv, and most importantly letting national Irv day be known for the uncultured people who may not know about it.
Hey dude, June 4th is coming up! I can’t wait, we need to get a piñata and tannerite to celebrate. This is going to be the best National Irv Day of all time!
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“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
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This day is every September 18th.
This day is every September 18th.
Carmela: "My relationship is causing me so much stress, I don't know what to do."
Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"
Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."
Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"
Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."
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Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.
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