the day

today is the day and the day is up to me on when it is the day

big man: todays the day

short beta: for what???

big man: its the day im right

short beta: yes ofc day is any day!!!

big man: CORRECT!

by Glueman May 15, 2022

National ask your crush out day

March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!

by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021

February 18 (National Trio Day)

February 18 is the day to show off your trio, the people you been rolling with for the longest, the people who aren’t blood, but are just as close. The ones who you consider your day one’s and consider closer or just as close as your own family.

“Aye its February 18 (National Trio Day)

“Whats that mean?”

“It means post your trio”

“Oh bet that”

by Anonymous source 18638 February 18, 2024

Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.

Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023

national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L

everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023

D DAY

National grab d day

Girl: i wonder if his d is big
Other girl: well you in luck it's national grab d day

by Nicole746282835473 October 28, 2019