Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Big Dick Energy

See also Caine

If he wills it, it shall be done. He has Big Dick Energy.

by Octopussy13 January 15, 2021

little chubby dick

Bryan got a lil chubby small dick

Bryan - “ Am i in deep baby”

Girl - “ are u even in yet? i feel nothing”

Bryan - “ Im trying my hardest *Sobbing* “

Girl - “ Ur a little chubby dick loser “

by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023

Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019

Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023