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National Lover Day

Post your lover on September 10 to show that you're loyal.
K: Damn National Lover Day. Gotta post my bby to my snap story.
by Ayesha Timberlake September 10, 2021
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Liam day

This is a day we’re you appreciate my beautiful freind Liam you must say you love him because he is amazing and that’s why he gets a day (this is a threat)
I love Liam day because it revolves around Liam
by Fiona moss September 4, 2021
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National Eating Pussy Day

hey baby it’s National Eating Pussy day, let’s go in the bedroom
by penisslayer February 11, 2022
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Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!
Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020
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Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).
Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
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national stian er styg day

by du er styg April 12, 2019
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