Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.

I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!

by Poudussy September 22, 2021

ass quicker

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name

johnathan is an ass quicker!!!

by michelle dexter December 28, 2007

blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts

I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass

by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015

Dyslexic ass bitch

Me nigga my name is alec campione qnd I am a dyslexic bitch.

Alec campione is a dyslexic ass bitch

by Alec campione March 11, 2019

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie

I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.

by annhud November 16, 2023

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024