dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”

Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.

by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

Dick

The improper word for penis, the male reproductive organ.

Joshua: Man... your dick is so big dude!
Tom: That's really fucking gay bro.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018

Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

by Jor Gor June 27, 2009

Dick

Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.

Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.

by theblueytimes April 2, 2024

dick lickman

A total asshole. Nothing good to be said about a dick lickman. Hes a dick. And licked from life.

Describing a person from a negetive format.

A person nobody likes

Man i heard what happend. I just seen dick lickman and told him to fuck off!!

by Psycosocial😀 October 6, 2017

Baby dick

When a blunt or a joint of weed gets down to the last few drags. AKA a roach.

Yo pass me that baby dick before you throw it away bro!

by Muzzy j August 19, 2016

Dick Stick

Someone who is being completely jerkish

Yo, stop being such a dick stick

by kittykittyohsofluffy June 25, 2017