”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters
Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”
by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022
Get the Roll on the ground’N’eat Chips day mug.April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”
“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”
1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”
“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”
1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”
“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
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Get the National Glu Day mug.National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.
William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”
Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”
William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”
William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”
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Get the national free head day mug.April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen
“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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Get the My ass crack day mug.October 14th is the day JEGthePoet released his first self-titled EP. We celebrate this day, where his career took off. We love you.
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