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Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!
by Mikkke T March 27, 2024
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Nic Dick

When you get a nicotine high or "dome" usually from a vaping device, and immediately get an erection.
"Bro when I first got my Juul, every time I got domed I'd get Nic Dick."
by Slaughter your Daughter October 8, 2018
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Dick

The source of pleasure for many women, usually attached to a male.
Girl: Hey honey can u show me ur dick?
Guy: *Pulls pants down* Oh baby feel it, lets make some babys
Girl: How is that gonna work baby, it's in my mouth
Guy: *Groans* Gimme more baby!
Girl: *Licks dick* How about we get at it then?
Guy: *Takes girls dress and bra and underwear off* Get down honey, I need some of that vagina!
Girl: Eat all you want baby, just gimme some kids.
by Lesbian_Angel September 14, 2020
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Dick O'Toole

1 The title given to a complete dick wad. If someone pisses you off, call them a Dick O'Toole and they will get the message.

2 A word commonly used to offend someone
Bully - "You are fat"
Geek - "Atleast I'm not a Dick O'Toole"
Bully - "You have disgraced me.. WAHH"
by *Dr. Evil*** October 12, 2008
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Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023
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niggers and dicks

when your looking for dicks and you call a dick-sucker a nigger
"jack you suck dick and you are a lazy fat nigger niggers and dicks hehe!!!"
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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dick blue

when you have nothing to say and ur confused and have a serious fuckin serious brain fart which gives you the cheese touch and gives you cancer
Bob: hey bro, whats 28 + 0 but you add one?
Rob: uh....shmuhhh...uhh, dick blue
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 15, 2021
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