Ass-Trunk

When you park it in front the car you just pulled the slider on.

“𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 (𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵) 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 ass-trunk 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯 $10,000.”

by Paullybeans April 7, 2024

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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

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Dumb ass

Dumb Ass (noun): A rare species of human with an IQ comparable to a turnip and the charm of a wet sock. Often found making decisions that defy logic and common sense. See also: @Swtchlikefagz.

Wow @Swtchlikefagz is such a dumb ass!

by Psfully April 9, 2024

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Ass dots

the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.

normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.

“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”

eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.

by TheBuddLeeeee April 9, 2024

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Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

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