Bandit ass

A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.

After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.

by ccfar May 19, 2022

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

Ham Ass

Official name of the organization commonly known as Hamas

Take shelter – my oven just got blown up by Ham Ass!

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

Ass(i)b

German word for a homosexual sub. Short word for Assistenzbläser, or assisting blowing/ sucker. Often used for a man who enjoys giving oral sex to men.

Hello Hans. Would you like to give me some Oral sex?
“Yes, Fritz. I'm an absolute Ass(i)b ."

by SopietYunon September 23, 2020

Ass Eater

A Nigga( which ever race) that eats ass. You tongue the bootyhole down.

Awh, that Nigga is an ass eater. He ate his girlfriends ass last night.

by I just spit facts January 22, 2023

Dead ass

Commonly confused with “deadass” but it’s completely different. “Dead ass” refers to something that’s not serious.

Beastars is dead ass a bad anime.

by deadhass June 17, 2022

Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.

Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho

by Skebob August 19, 2025