National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

National head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's August 18 national head day
Oh then your next babe

by Moza24068 August 13, 2025

Capybara Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate the world's most magnificent rodent. July 10th of every year.

In honor of Caplin Rous

I'm pulling up to the after party for Capybara Appreciation Day

by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025

17 years and 364 days old

When you get treated like a baby.

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

National Titty Pic Day

August 15th is the national holiday celebrating pictures of boobs.

Here is a picture of my boobs babe, happy national titty pic day

by Daddy long John August 14, 2025

National soapy tittie pic day

August 14th is nationally soapy titty pic day

It’s August 14th, national soapy tittie pic day, ask your girlfriend

by John smother August 14, 2025

National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people

Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025