DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
Get the ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)mug. by Sicilian Cowboy July 2, 2023
Get the playing grab assmug. Chicago slang to describe a goofy or a fool. Someone who is irritating. A person who has no self awareness or is oblivious to the way they are perceived.
“Buddy ass been calling me all day. He irritating as hell”
“When’s the last time you seen Buddy ass?”
“When’s the last time you seen Buddy ass?”
by Big folks December 17, 2024
Get the Buddy Assmug. by Xxslimmmmxx April 29, 2022
Get the Belligerent ass hoemug. FUCKINNG REVOLUTIONARY AWESOME
by SlimShadyPleaseStandUP February 25, 2013
Get the ass kicking shazammug. by Beanieboy April 7, 2019
Get the Slap ass Fridaymug. When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
Get the Up the assmug.