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Small dick confidence

When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.
Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!

Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.
by Maverick601 August 25, 2018
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Dick baby

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating
Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm
by Assberg December 18, 2023
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Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021
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cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis
steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”
by maddiesex January 23, 2023
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Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.
He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
by dandadanman April 16, 2024
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Urban Dick

A person from the hood who believes to be intelligent but is really just a dick.
Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
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computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine
look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far
by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021
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