lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021
Get the Long dickmug. by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
Get the long tall furmug. by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024
Get the Zaddy long legsmug. Some hat is very long, you'll normally say this when something is very long.
DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT
DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT
by NickOUrban December 29, 2020
Get the this is very longmug. Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
by anonymous October 2, 2021
Get the long poachingmug. a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
Get the long stoolmug.