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Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.
by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019
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Shark waffle

Means nothing, But when someone is pissed off since u said words, and there being a liberal snowflake offended at life.
He/She.. only 2 genders of life, like chopping balls off a male dog doesn't make it a female dog with a dick. You punk bitch Shark Waffle
by Raymondpyro October 24, 2022
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Blended Waffle

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.
Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?
by BongooCatt December 18, 2021
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Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.
Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.
by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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Stomach Waffle

‘That was a huge stomach waffle
by AshaMagnifico August 29, 2021
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waffle

a lovely person who is wholesome but will give pawjobs with syrup on them

and a dude who is gay asf and loves master shadowclaw <3
"waffle give me a pawjob you bitch"
"yes master"
by waffle :3 December 27, 2024
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