Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

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Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025

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Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

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A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him

"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"

by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025

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Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.

"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."

by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025

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Uncle George

An order to kill a client

"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it

If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim

The assassin was told the secret phrase "Uncle George" over the phone knew that he got the command to proceed to go after his target.

by Secret Agent Jim June 30, 2025

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