by x j s October 25, 2018
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Thomas the train is a very short mf who is addicted to vapes and masturbation. He gets a lot of bitches (sadly on omegle as he is short irl)
by Not_Aleks November 04, 2023
by Willybae May 01, 2023
people walk in the hallways and see thomas and say "OMFG THE GOAT IS HERE OMG OMG" and ask thomas this "CAN I TAKE A PIC WITH YOU PLZ IS FOR INSTA" everyone knows thomas is the goat and the rest of you are pussies
by yodatz.TK June 02, 2022
by padsDarcey November 23, 2021
A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
by That random guy thing November 10, 2018