Golden State Warriors

A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.

The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"

by TulipBloke March 3, 2025

Golden Slipper

The act of pissing in your pants and feeling the hot urine run down over your legs and bare feet

Sally loves to have a nice golden slipper before she showers

by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet”

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 29, 2019

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

Snow Golden

A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.

“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

golden helicopter

A signature move during a pole dancing routine. It begins with the performer climbing his/her way to the top of the pole with the ease and poise of a mighty gazelle. While slowly and gracefully lowering themselves to the stage, the performer sprays the audience with a glorious, spinning display of urine in the fashion of a Vietnam Era Huey.

Be sure to keep your mouth closed when Anastacia does her golden helicopter trick.
Jimmy loved to dazzle his audience with his infamous golden helicopter. He has a 20 foot range!!!

by Ginger muff 420 November 9, 2017