Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them

"im going to massage gun myself"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

Shrubbin' the gun

When one begins to smoke weed before they go to smoke weed.

"Hey man, what are you doing? We won't be at the party til 9!"
"I told him bro, but he's Shrubbin' the gun!"

by MilkyPilky February 7, 2013

gun

gun stands for never causing harm or hurt

(it's sarcastic saying to stop violence but also find alternative ways to attack or repay karma)

I'd 'gun' you if I had it in me.

please "gun" me I'm begging you.

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole

I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox

by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

Banana Gun

A blatant cryptocurrency scam created by incels and terrorists to steal from people

Did you see that Banana Gun trading bot?

No, I don't look at scams

by TheAnalBeadUser July 31, 2024

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Son gun

Another name for a penis.

Babe, when I get home from work, I’m going to pound your meat tunnel like an animal until I fire my son gun so deep inside your puckering cervix that you’ll be pregnant before I pull out.

by JGnostikal May 30, 2024