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Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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Dylan Didarzadeh

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.
Dylan Didarzadeh his cock can be seen from miles away
by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023
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'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.
yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!
by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024
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Dylan Loughran

A fridged boi with ginger pubes and a 4.5 inch dick
Oh Dylan Loughran you ginger fridged cunt
by XxxyourbestfriendxxX March 18, 2018
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Dylan

A man who broke a friendship for a girl named Isabella. Typically he thinks he can pull girls but when they give him the sign of no he gets depressed and hurt inside. He gets along with most people especially his friends.
Allan - Yo can I get with Isabella, Dylan - sure go for it. Dylan - Blocks Allan.
by BlackGIzzy March 6, 2022
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Dylan

OJ geah that dylan 7373772727
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Dylan

He is very hot
Dylan is hot
by gengbeng April 21, 2022
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