Will fuck your girlfriend in your twenties and your wife later in life. Give up any women chasing you ever have because ZK is gonna slamming Salmon her. If you think this man has a Bionic Femur; it is nothing compared to his Cock.
Smarter than you, richer than you, can fuck better than you. Give up and let’s fucking party.
Smarter than you, richer than you, can fuck better than you. Give up and let’s fucking party.
by Hung1 June 2, 2018
Get the zak taylormug. didn’t give a single FUCKK about anyone’s feelings she got hella hoesssss but she likes only 1 , she got long legs and likes to fight and she will act like she scared or don’t want drama but she wants allllll da smoke
by whgsgbfbcjcjcjc April 20, 2020
Get the taylormug. Taylor is amazing to put it simply, from her beautiful eyes and her wonderful hair, to her amazing personality and dry sort of humor. She cares even if it doesn’t seem like she has feelings, and she’s very opinionated about things that are important to her. Taylor is someone who notices the small things and won’t hesitate to cheer someone up when they are feeling sad or give someone a hug when they are lonely. Taylor makes for the best girlfriend because she is never boring and she’s always down to jump off a bridge. She is a great kisser and even better in bed. She will stick with you to the end even if you mess up sometimes. Taylor is a one of a kind so if you find one, keep her close and hold her tight.
by Maylor November 22, 2021
Get the Taylormug. taylor swift fell off
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women
by daddy bright October 5, 2025
Get the taylor swiftmug. by TickleDaPickle69 April 21, 2024
Get the Taylor Blummug. The Queen of Rock'n'Roll. Front woman of the amazing band The Pretty Reckless. Her voice is strong, unique and Rock'n'Roll all the way. A truly beautiful woman with a bright and vibrant soul. She's kind, sweet, funny, easy-going and simply the Best. One of the best things to ever happen to Rock.
by Van.lippert August 10, 2024
Get the Taylor Momsenmug. An alias of gold medal Olympic runner Bruce Jenner. Sometimes goes by Tranny Taylor Green or just simply Marge.
A creature born of the Georgian swamps, some believe this creature to be closely related to “The Snooky” of the Central Atlantic region. It can be frequently found in and around the White House, often under the Resolute Desk wearing a paper bag on its head.
A creature born of the Georgian swamps, some believe this creature to be closely related to “The Snooky” of the Central Atlantic region. It can be frequently found in and around the White House, often under the Resolute Desk wearing a paper bag on its head.
by ThereGoesThePlanet June 14, 2025
Get the Marjorie Taylor Greenemug.